Cure For Constipation

By dancingintheraine

August 9, 2009

Category: Uncategorized

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If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

“My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore.”

If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I’m just doing a public service.

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