Congressional Lost & Found
Can you help return these items to their rightful owners? They were found in the Capitol:
FOUND: On the Republican Side of the Aisle
“GI Joe” Force RECON Marine
“GI Joe” Force RECON Marine Includes: USA flag; belt-fed, man-portable automatic weapon; Javelin anti-tank weapon; NATO-style back-back; M1911 .45 caliber sidearm and nine spare magazines.
FOUND: On the Democratic side of the Aisle
“GI Jacques” French-speaking UN Soldier
“GI Jacques” French-speaking UN Soldier Includes: Guide book (“How to Surrender in 44 Languages including Arabic and Farsi”), white flag, laminated pinup photograph of Yassar Arafat and extra pair of underwear.