Emergency Room Visit

By dancingintheraine

October 27, 2009

Category: Uncategorized

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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old military fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DMV and Laundromat.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew will exit and you’ll never get your order.

It also works at the DMV and Laundromat.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew will exit and you’ll never get your order.

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