Reality Is A Matter Of Perspective

By dancingintheraine

December 2, 2009

Category: Uncategorized

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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven… God addresses Al first. ”Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.”

God thinks for a second and says: “Very good. Come and sit at my left.”

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man,and I hope no grudges are held against me.”

God thinks for a second and says: “You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.”

Then God addresses Barak.

“Barak, what do you believe in?”

He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”

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